- HELLLLOOOO! How the hell is everyone this fine 4th of July weekend? #
- I’m REALLY trying to like soccer. But it’s hard to like a sport that boasts 1.2 seconds of excitement per 90+ minutes of play. #
- RT @MichelleRobbins: @Alysson between all the crying and scott baio haircuts, i don’t know how anyone can stand to watch soccer. #
- RT @kristy: This *might* be the funniest video on the internet http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQSNhk5ICTI #
- Um, who fuckin’ cares if the dudes behind the dude kicking encroach if the kick is good? Another reason to hate soccer… #
- I love how people who LOVE soccer get all pissed when others don’t. And then call you “intolerant” for not liking it. Intolerant? REALLY? #
- RT Have you heard of the American Outdoorsman TV show? http://polls.tw/vw/p #
- HOLY MOSES! Someone please give Hannah Storm a sandwich. When your head starts to look too big for your body, you’re too thin. #justsayin #
- Hey, @MelvinDees …you’re a spammer and you’ve been reported as such. #
- “You Need To Learn How To Poop In Your Bed” – http://outspokenmedia.com/social-media/you-need-to-learn-how-to-poop-in-your-bed/ #
- Later, kids! Enjoy your 4th of July weekend. Be safe and take a moment to brush up on your history…just for shits & giggles. ;) #
- My friend is a wedding planner & her company is up for a “Best of Houston” award. Cast a vote? Trust me…she is! http://bit.ly/cqjJk3 #
- RT @Jason_Pollock: Facebook is the people you’ve known for years. Twitter is the people you’re going to know for years to come. #
- One of the best things about doing what I do is helping long-time friends improve their small business websites & branding. #
- Later, kids. Everyone have a great 4th of July tomorrow. Celebrate safely and don’t be a dick! :) #
- Oh, one thing before I go…a reminder: http://twitter.com/Alysson/statuses/17685282608 (a little help, please??) #
- Happy 4th of July everyone! I hope your plans aren’t impacted by weather the way it appears mine will. :( #
- RT @AlanBleiweiss: .@LisaBarone lays the smackdown on business owners who don’t have web sites http://outspokenmedia.com/6zy3 #
- I don’t know that there’s much I find creepier than toddler beauty pageants. Little Stepford kids & future strippers. #
- RT @OTOOLEFAN: Gems from ‘The Politically Incorrect Guide to American History’: “The American “revolutionaries” were actually conservatives. #
- Don’t forget to tune in to @maddow‘s live broadcast from Afghanistan in 30 minutes. Yes, Virginia…investigative journalism lives. #
- “You cannot simultaneously prevent and prepare for war.” ~ Albert Einstein #
- Happy Thursday everyone! How the hell are we today?? #
- Anyone looking for a wedding/event/party planner in Houston? Check out my pal, Laura! http://bit.ly/cX357t #
- Speaking of my friend, a favor? Cast a vote for her business? Trust me…she really is the best! http://bit.ly/cqjJk3 #
- New E! show this fall: “Lebron Takes Miami…but just back to the first round of the playoffs”. #
- Here’s the deal: learn to do what I do, pay me to teach you or pay me to do it. No matter what, an investment is required. #
- By the way, WELCOME new followers! If you want a follow back, you’d better @reply. Otherwise I’ll assume you’re a bot. :) #
- Transit cop Johannes Mehserle shot a completely defenseless Oscar Grant in cold blood – ON VIDEO. Involuntary manslaughter? WHAT THE FUCK? #
- I wonder what the verdict would have been if that kid had been white. Oh, wait…no, I don’t wonder. Our justice system is so fucked up. #
- When he said he’d donate to charity, he didn’t mean his right nut. I’m a little queasy. And I don’t have balls. http://cli.gs/YRP0mu #
- The Jacksonville Zoo is running a special. When it’s 92 or hotter, you get in for half price. So you can die of heat stroke on the cheap. #
- RT @fantomaster: “You illustrate how dinosaurs survived for millions of years with walnut-sized brains.” #tastefulinsults #
- RT @charlesyeo: Twitter’s Huge Search Query Numbers Are Fake http://bit.ly/9iOFkb #
- I’m outta here kids! Everyone have a great evening. :) #
- And on that note, I really AM outta here. :) #
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