- If you saw the last segment from @chrislhayes sitting in for @maddow you know why I adore him so. :) #
- OH: “How is it that every cooking show with Anthony Zimmern & Tony Bourdain have a steaming plate of animal testicle, but never once… #
- “…does the chef come out w some deep fried Pony Vagina? I find this sexist.” A disgusting thought and nevertheless, so true! :) #
- For every publicized incident like the cold-blooded murder of Oscar Grant, there are thousands of minorities victimized by law enforcement. #
- The fact that the officer believed he was reaching for his tazer is irrelevant. The young man was face down and under an officer’s knee. #
- RT @ShellyKramer: “I am blessed to have you crazy bunch of people as friends. Very. Very. Blessed. #thatisall quot; – DITTO! :) #
- “It saddens me knowing that my actions cost Mr. Grant his life.” Where was that conscience when you intended to taze a defenseless man? #
- It is remarkable how many of the companies bidding for jobs on Elance are based in India. And by remarkable, I mean RIDICULOUS! #
- Happy Sunday evening everyone! It is Sunday, right? I think so. Eh, who cares? ;) #
- RT @RealLindaBlair: A video for all you tweetharts. See what I do with the animals – http://cli.gs/DtXTqR #
- I believe it may be time to redesign seoaly.com. Yep, it is…just put it on the to-do list. Now, to actually DO it. :) #
- Remember my friend in Houston, the wedding planner, I’ve mentioned recently? I designed a new site for her. :) http://cli.gs/pAg1yU #
- And if you’re willing to cast a vote in the Houston’s Best contest, I’d be eternally grateful! http://cli.gs/SuUQqr #
- Um, I’m an idiot…here’s the link to my friend’s wedding planning site: http://cli.gs/7yXXND (Sorry!) #
- SEO is cannot be used to save a business. It must be used to build one. #
- RT @daver: RT @fantomaster: Judging a Twitter User by Their Followers http://dld.bz/mb4S #
- My position that SEO isn’t a last ditch effort toward saving a failing business won’t change. You can’t save the Titanic with buckets. #
- “THE BITCH SLAP: APPLE CAN SUCK MY LEFT APPLE” – http://bit.ly/cdxvUl #
- RT @GinaLaGuardia: Oh yes… RT @EntMagazineAmy: channeling my inner dorothy parker: “i hate writing, but love having written.” #
- RT @storyspinner: RT @JamesColgan: Customer retention is the cheapest form of Customer Acquisition! #globalscrm #scrm #
- As a former Customer Retention Manager, that last RT hits particularly close to home…and is absolutely TRUE! I proved it. Repeatedly. #
- Some believe being a legend in their own mind translates to being a legend in real life. They’re wrong. #justsayin #039; #
- Wonder if it bothers @KeithOlbermann that he’s missing the MLB All-Star game right now. I’ll bet he’s watching during commercial breaks. :) #
- If you missed @maddow‘s interview with Ambassador Richard Holbrooke, you MUST see the rerun. A great interview. #
- As much as I’d consider myself an Apple fangirl, I’d never buy the 1st generation of any of their products. You’re just asking for it… #
- Has anyone seen “Hot In Cleveland”? A) I <3 Betty White; and B) That show is actually funny. You should watch it. #
- Don’t forget to vote for @hjortur today! http://bit.ly/9DMsq2 #
- “Try to call, Twitter me, text until your fingers bleed…” – from @Reba‘s new single, “Turn On The Radio”. HA! :) http://bit.ly/byJyOF #
- “How to Create Successful Linkbait When Everyone is Doing It” – http://bit.ly/dnThi6 #
- RT @LisaBarone: “The @oldspice man just said he loves me. And got me pregnant! http://is.gd/dsawU DON’T TELL MY FATHER” – nice! :) #
- We needed a new toaster oven recently. I opted for the GE Rotisserie Convection Oven. BEST PURCHASE EVER. Rotisserie Pork Loin FTW! :) #
- The quest for a normalcy is driven by goals set by mediocre minds. #
- Nothing pisses me off as quickly as adding my e-mail address to your mailing list without permission. #
- RT @kristy: A behind the scenes look. How the Old Spice Videos Are Being Made http://bit.ly/aAEJUY via @rww #
- Just in case y’all thought I was kidding about the awesomeness that is the rotisserie pork loin. :) http://twitpic.com/25c3iu #
- Really diggin’ @Reba‘s new single. Why can’t I download it on iTunes yet? <hint, hint> #
- It’s also nice to see @Reba finally using Twitter as a medium to interact, rather than just broadcasting. Knew she’d get it eventually. ;) #
- So, Dick Cheney (thanks to his new ventricular assist device) no longer has a pulse. Apropos since he’s never had a heart. #
- “Reducing revenue increases revenue. Also, cats love baths.” Good one, @maddow. :) #
- And now we know why @maddow never leaves the desk. Great visual aid idea. Um…not so great on the execution. Graphics are pretty. ;) #
- RT @reba: “@Alysson You can August 3rd! Looking forward to it!” – if you’re wondering when you can download Reba’s new single at iTunes. #
- If you’re considering adding a four-legged friend to your family, check out @petfinder and adopt a shelter pet! Save a life today. #
- Oh, and thanks again, Twitter. The unfollow gremlin strikes again. This time removing @JillWhalen from my following list. :( #
- RT @MichelleDLowery: @Alysson I found Murphy on @petfinder. He’s the best dog ever! :-D http://twitpic.com/111a9z #
- Common misconception: links from on-topic sites are only valuable if their PR is higher than yours. WRONG! #
- RT @creditgoddess: … RT @martinbowling: 22 Statistics That Prove The Middle Class Wiped Out Of Existence In America http://bit.ly/amZlF2 #
- RT @john_jordan: RT @jimstagnitti: vote for my cousin Paul’s restaurant- The Palace in Durango!!! http://bit.ly/bpcgo7 / please RT #
- “15 Mind-Blowing Facts About Wealth And Inequality In America” – http://bit.ly/9E8gdg #
- RT @OTOOLEFAN: Carter, Reagan, Bush 41, Clinton, & Dubya all removed regulations put into place by FDR. How’d that work out? #
- RT @anamariecox: …Oil Spill: Gulf Pets Abandoned As Owners Can No Longer Afford To Care For Their Animals (VIDEO)… http://huff.to/ckdmGR #
- Kashi’s Roasted Garlic Whole Grain Crackers (like Triscuts) = very tasty! :) #
- RT @designmeme: The @OldSpice guy said he had other important things to do… and now the Gulf #Oilspill has stopped. Thanks @OldSpice Guy. #
- Prescription drugs & alcohol are legal despite millions of ER visits for overdoses every year. Can’t OD on weed, yet it’s illegal. Hmm… #
- For those who may be curious & interested in studies about marijuana from a very wide variety of sources: http://bit.ly/bKzVJz #
- The sad thing is that people have been programmed to believe marijuana is evil. So much so that facts are shockingly irrelevant. #
- Okay, I’m done. Please hold while I hop down off my soapbox. As you were. :) #
- “The Wall Street Reform Bill: How Much Did We Lose Getting to 60?” – http://huff.to/8YQNag – from Senator Ted Kaufman #
- RT @rebeccakelley: “There’s a cat loitering in my bamboo. No, that is not a euphemism.” – too bad, ’cause it’s a funny one! :) #
- If you parent using over-the-top threats you will never/could never follow through with, it’s your fault your kids never listen to you. #
- Really, Dyson…$300 for a fan? DREAM ON! http://bit.ly/IWcXE #
- I have never sat in front of a traditional fan thinking, “Damn…if only I could rid myself of that unpleasant ‘buffeting’ of airflow.” #
- RT @mickeygomez: Funny Or Die + Jewel + Karaoke = Genius: http://ht.ly/2caC8 (from my friend Sean’s excellent blog) #
- “Want More Link Juice? Here’s an Easy Way to Get It” – http://bit.ly/aA0EMs #
- A statement I can virtually always support wholeheartedly: “Let the mocking commence…” :) #
- “Fugly” is a stupendous word. #
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