- I wish a kid could appreciate the irony of screaming, “BUT I’M BEING QUIET!” in the middle of a store. #
- Anyone else getting a “There was a problem updating your profile.” error when trying to make a change to your Twitter profile? #
- “Rachel Maddow. Not Running For Anything. Ever.” Rut-ro, @maddow. I think another t-shirt design is imminent. #
- “Small Thinking = Social Media Success” – http://bit.ly/bMLnIS – a solid reality check for corporations & big businesses. #
- Please RT to spread the word about Linda Blair WorldHeart Foundation’s fundraiser – http://bit.ly/aIHmUB. And follow @LindaBlairWHF! :) #
- Stupid question of the day: if your WP home page isn’t a static page, is there a way to find the page ID? You’d think so…but I can’t. #
- Check out the newly redesigned https://seoaly.alyssonfergison.com . Still some kinks to iron out, but let me know what you think! :) #
- Little amuses me more than being followed by ultra-conservative, right wing, pro-life, self-proclaimed tea partiers. <waves> #
- RT @dcagle: The NAACP is wrong. The Tea Party isn’t racist… see? http://bit.ly/cPrOm7 #tcot #p2 #toon #
- RT @Suthnautr: “BP is only powerful because the FED decides they want them to be http://bit.ly/bKq39Q Read it. All of it… ” – interesting! #
- RT @dcagle: Funny cartoon: What if Barack Obama starred in those Old Spice commercials? http://bit.ly/cRogcd #tcot #p2 #toon #
- Every time I comment on right wing nut jobs following me, more follow me. Way to engage your target audience, you fucktards. #
- Sometimes I get a DM that’s so glorious I have to threaten myself with harm to prevent my tweeting it as an OH. #dyingoverhere #
- Let the angry tweets for my use of the word “retarded” begin. Look, people…he is developmentally retarded. DEFINITION! Look it up. #
- RT @AlanBleiweiss: “@alysson making fun of retarded people is retarded. what are you, retarded?” – Most Retarded Tweets Ever Hall of Fame #
- Hypersensitivity is intriguing. Religion, politics, abortion…divisive because they cannot be discussed openly, rationally or logically. #
- Funny how people are willing to side with me in DMs, but not publicly. Ya bunch of pussies. ;) #
- If you’re a yogurt eater, you should try Activia. I don’t know that it really lives up to its claims, but it is tasty yogurt. #
- If an entire Twitterstream is made up of aggregated feeds, don’t try to pretend there’s a real person behind the account. #
- If you’d say something in private that you wouldn’t say in public, you’re the textbook definition of a hypocrite. #
- “It’s better to be hated for who you are than to be loved for who you’re not…” #
- RT @mparent77772: Housing Market Stumbles As Construction Approaches ‘World War II Lows’ http://bit.ly/9wm7ap #
- Promo for the show “Scrappers”: “If I wasn’t a scrapper, I’d be a doctor or a lawyer…” Hmm, I doubt it. #
- Did you see the redesign of https://seoaly.alyssonfergison.com? I’d love to get your feedback on it… #
- “THE MYTH OF THE PERSONAL BRAND” – http://bit.ly/d2dkTr #
- RT @AnnieCushing: RT @rww: Microsoft Warns Webmasters: You Might Be Dropped From New Search Formats http://bit.ly/9qDt1q #
- RT @katemorris: RT @SEOmoz: Congrats to @randfish for making PSBJ’s 40 under 40 http://seomz.me/9FeBiZ!! (congrats rand!) #
- “Snake Oil Salesmen? Stick It.” – http://bit.ly/a3s4jV – RANT-FUCKIN’-TASTIC from my pal, @ShellyKramer. Bravo, lady! :) #
- The thing Democrats should be most thankful for is that there are so few rational, reasonable Republicans like David Frum. #
- I may not agree with his ideological positions or approach to governance, but I do respect him. Here’s why: http://bit.ly/bdfSB2 #
- Someone should build a plugin that lets you access Google Analytics data from within the WordPress dashboard. #
- RT @monicawright: “I’m disgusted: Who should live in U.S.? – http://bit.ly/b21GOx #cnn #racist #immigration ” – I think I’m gonna be sick… #
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